Wanted: Bagheera
Crimes: too many to list ... and they'll give you nightmares
Favourite Hobbies: eating toes, swiping at hands that innocently dangle over the edge of the bed, stalking the dog, owning the dog in "play" fighting, violently commandeering the laundry basket
Most likely to be found in any location he is forbidden to go including the bathroom, the laundry basket, the linen pile, on top of the computer, on top of the tv, and the list annoyingly continues
Weapons of choice: razor-sharp claws he insists on sharpening on wall-corners instead of his cat house and cat-tree and fangs to put a saber-toothed tiger to shame
Greatest weakness: an occasional desire to cuddle and involunatrily mewing cutely thereby forcing me to cuddle him
Most evil tendency: sneaking under the covers thereby slowing the speed of escape as he attacks the feet and legs of both Banana Number 2 and myself
Feel free to approach this cat and pet him but be weary - he tires of petting very quickly and new hands to maul are such a novelty
Crimes: too many to list ... and they'll give you nightmares
Favourite Hobbies: eating toes, swiping at hands that innocently dangle over the edge of the bed, stalking the dog, owning the dog in "play" fighting, violently commandeering the laundry basket
Most likely to be found in any location he is forbidden to go including the bathroom, the laundry basket, the linen pile, on top of the computer, on top of the tv, and the list annoyingly continues
Weapons of choice: razor-sharp claws he insists on sharpening on wall-corners instead of his cat house and cat-tree and fangs to put a saber-toothed tiger to shame
Greatest weakness: an occasional desire to cuddle and involunatrily mewing cutely thereby forcing me to cuddle him
Most evil tendency: sneaking under the covers thereby slowing the speed of escape as he attacks the feet and legs of both Banana Number 2 and myself
Feel free to approach this cat and pet him but be weary - he tires of petting very quickly and new hands to maul are such a novelty
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